Total Medals Earned: 799 (From 214 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,515 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 8/34 (50/500 points)
Bought the Illustrated book
Bought a toy
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Bought the Toy car
Bought the first extra slot
Completed the tutorial
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought the Smart alien
500 coins in piggy bank
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Bought the Pirate ship
Destroyed an Ogre
Destroyed a Ghost
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
Destroy 100 enemies.
Upgrade your ship to have 10 HP.
Mine 30 ore.
Upgrade your ship 10 times.
Achieve 50 points of reputation.
Complete 5 missions.
Enter the Nyx Conglomeration and the Terminus Cloud.
Upgrade your ship to have 25 HP.
Achieve 100 points of reputation.
Mine 100 ore.
Complete 20 missions.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Upgrade your ship 20 times.
Mine 250 ore.
Achieve 250 points of reputation.
Destroy the fleet threatening the Porus Mining Quadrate.
Complete 50 missions.
Upgrade your ship 30 times.
Upgrade your ship to have 50 HP.
Destroy 1000 enemies.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (185/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
You got killed by the Weebl
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/130 points)
Beat the farm levels.
Beat the urban levels.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (45/95 points)
Medals Earned: 6/14 (110/370 points)
Your journey is over.
Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
There were no survivors.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/500 points)
Play the game
Get more than $100
Click/Tap on Marv in the Credits screen
Meet with Elly who is smoking a fat blunt (Dayum!!!!!)
Finish the game and save Tim Fulp!
Get more than $1,000
Get more than $2,500
Get more than $5,000
Get more than $10,000
Get all of the 8 yarn balls
Beat the Game under 6:00 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Use Wade's arsenal
Captured a great photo!