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I want to beat someone up right now. :)

Dearest Luis,

The story I'm about to tell you is of great importance.

My life has been full of pain and suffering. I grew up in Nazi Germany, (I'm actually 95 years old) which meant I was constantly attacked and beaten for my beliefs.

One fateful day, I was engaged in my daily routine; running from the vicious mind-controlled Nazi gorillas, when suddenly, I spotted a dark alleyway, the perfect hiding place!

Unfortunately, a putrid smelling, wrinkled old man was already hiding in there.

I pleaded with him, "Please, creepy old guy, let me hide here with you."

He looked at me, and smiled, and in the softest, most angelic voice I've ever heard, he said,

"You don't need to hide anymore, my child."

He reached into his pocket, and pulled out an item.

It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen.

Hesitantly, I began to ask, "Are... are those-"

"Yes." He nodded. "Brass knuckles, carved from soap by the Gods themselves."

"You're giving these to me?" I asked with mild confusion.

"Of course, you are the chosen one, McFooFa." He said, still with a smile on his face.

"How do you know my name?" I asked, shockingly.

He didn't speak another word. He handed me the glorious soapy knuckles, and closed his eyes.

He died instantly.

It's as if he had waited his entire life just to give me this holy weapon.

I was about to turn around, when suddenly I spotted something in his other hand..

It was a giant pink lollypop.

So you see, Luis, this is destiny.

You have been reincarnated as a talented Mexican animator, to once again provide me with the heavenly brass knuckles, so I can strike fear into the hearts of mind-controlled Nazi gorillas.

Best wishes.

- McFooFa.

The wide layout is aight i guess... anyway git some brass ones!

oooo shiney

Dude, that's sick! Well, this is my comment. =D

That McFooFa guy above is just another nerd who came up with a cheap story, thinking that the length and pathos of the comment will allow him to win. We all know you are *ASSLICKING INCOMING* too clever and sexy not to notice that Luis, and we know you are on the winner's side..

You are on the winner's side don't you?

So you just give random objects to random people who randomly comment here? That's RANDOM.

I am gonna win these soap knuckles and beat everyone see with 'em.

Sweet! i'd like them.. however they're pretty weak against water...

Im gonna wash my balls with these, I NEEEED THEM LUIS

And soap just got deadlier...

Ah man, I can be all like, fuck, someone should clean this, and I'd punch it, and it would be ok.

nice, but i'd prefer STEEL knuckles.....

There is plenty of faces i would like too clean with one of those things =O

ehhh what the hell i'll take em im level 7....but if i dont ill give 5 bucks for a bribe lol

l8s

Hawt!

*Humourous comment here*

If I win it gets sent to Poozy.

This maxes out my desire meter.

LOL Mcfoofa's post was awesome he should deserve it

Bam!

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