Total Medals Earned: 819 (From 224 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,720 Points
Medals Earned: 5/13 (70/605 points)
Run over a pedestrian
Drink a beer!
Drink 7 beers in one game
Crash into another vehicle
Score 1,000 points
Run over 5 pedestrians in one game
Run over 10 pedestrians in one game
Run over 20 pedestrians in one game
Drink 15 beers in one game
Drink a coffee
Drink 5 coffees in one game
Score 10,000 points
Score 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/370 points)
Look at the credits screen.
Play Sunnyside Vs. The Eggies!
Look at the options.
Die for the first time.
Find and destroy a golden egg.
Clear 1 floor.
Clear 3 floors.
Clear 6 floors.
Clear 10 floors.
Clear 15 floors.
Clear 20 floors.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get 50 upgrades in one run.
Play on Christmas (postboy's idea im sorry)
Play on Funky Monkey Friday (ANY FRIDAY!)
Medals Earned: 4/19 (65/500 points)
Complete the Grass Dungeon!
Complete the Water Dungeon!
Complete the Fire Dungeon!
Completed the secret level of Fire Dungeon!
Complete the Grass Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Reach the Hall of Challenges!
Complete the Grass Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Complete the Water Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Complete the Water Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Fire Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Golden Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Fire Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Completed the secret level of Golden Dungeon!
Complete the secret level of Grass Dungeon!
Complete the secret level of Water Dungeon!
Complete Time Trial mode for the entire game!
Complete the Golden Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Complete the Golden Dungeon!
Complete the Time Trial mode for entire game with 10 or less deaths!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (75/310 points)
Lose all your lives
Defeat Vasekto's 2nd form
Defeat Vasekto's first form
Defeat Vasekto's 4th form
Get spiked
Blow up all roaming bots
Defeat Vasekto's 3rd form
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 2/11 (30/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 10/17 (275/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 5/9 (50/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Burn down all the houses.
That was a weird game.
Try to enter the house.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Cut down all of the trees.
Medals Earned: 7/40 (80/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Medals Earned: 2/37 (10/420 points)
Enter the village for the first time.
Open the eleventh gift!
Open the twelfth gift!
Open the thirteenth gift! (Before Brandy Does)
Open the nineteenth gift!
Open the twenty-second gift!
Open the twenty-third gift!
Open the twenty-fourth gift!
Open the twenty-fifth gift!
Open the twenty-sixth gift!
Open the twenty-seventh gift!
Open the twenty-eighth gift!
Open the twenty-ninth gift!
Open the thirtieth gift!
Open the thirty-first gift!
Happy New Year!!! Thank you for playing Tankmas 2021! See you next year!
Score 15 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Score 30 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade game
Score 40 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Receive a Kiss from Tom Fulp, or anyone with this medal
Medals Earned: 1/60 (5/395 points)
Welcome to Tankmas ADVENTure 2024!
Open the 1st present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the ninteenth present!
Open ALL 14 Christmas presents!
Open BOTH the twenty-eighth presents!
Open the twenty-ninth present!
Happy New Year! Open the thirty-second present!
Open the Night of the Little Candles present!
Open one final gift...
What is a hotel but a stop in the journey?
...and a very denominational Hanukkah!
Encounter wild tamago, and use the rare emote
It's cooked! In a good way!
Find Blade the Hedgehog
Find the impostor!
Meet someone sweet~
Meet a sky traveller
Find Bitey
Take them to see the world
Listen to the box's whooooole story
Help someone out
You know, they got like a billion of these back in the office
Meet Ponyboy!
Find Project 154
Play Triple Triangle!
View all 43 Pico Cross arts from the Gachapon
Read "Jared and Oliver celebrate Christmas"
Read "Times Up Santa"
Duty calls those who answer the duty. For some, we get heroes, for the fortunate, we get Shmigmar.
Read "Pico and Friends - Bringing Smiles to all Kids"
Read the latest Cooper Bullet
Read the 'Tankmas Chronicles' comic
Find a mysterious cartridge at the software demonstration
Get 15 different online users (including yourself) with 15 different costumes on the same screen